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Morbi imperdiet aliquet libero vel rhoncus. Product Categories. Accessories All products Frontpage ID. Select the option that best describes you. All he wants is sex. There's no pretence, no violence, no malice - just lust. And while that leads to plenty of jokes and awkward moments where Larry almost but not quite gets his end away, it also leads to nudity. Loads of loads of nudity. Larry gets naked in almost every game, often spends a decent amount of time in the buff.

It's worth noting that you actually play Larry Laffer's nephew in Magna Cum Laude, which means the nakedness is cross-generational. That's weird, I know. Perhaps my favorite example of Larry's aversion to clothing is when he's left drunk and nude in the bar, in MCL.

Fun times. Rampage combines everyone's favorite giant monsters in one game. You've got a Godzilla-like named Lizzie, a King Kong-like named George, and a giant werewolf named Ralph huh I don't remember a giant werewolf movie.

Anyway, you're knocking down buildings, eating random citizens, swatting planes out of the sky you know, being a general nuisance. But there's one thing you don't realize until the very end as you're reaching for your next quarter - all three characters are buck naked the whole time.

Yep, when you finally lose all your health, your massive monster shrinks back down to human form, covers his or her privates, and quickly shuffles off-screen. Which, of course, means that they've been running around with their junk hanging out the whole time. I'm sure your hapless victims really enjoyed that eyeful of gorilla dong they got before being crushed to their deaths under a pile of rubble. Though, if you think about it, a giant gorilla wearing underpants might be more ridiculous.

Animals don't wear clothes seriously, they don't, so stop trying to put your dog in a sweater , so it's always funny to see how certain cartoon characters get anthropomorphized. Of all of Nintendo's games, Donkey Kong Country perhaps features the most egregious violation of public deceny laws, as none of its characters seem to own a pair of pants.

They clearly understand the concept of clothes, though. Donkey Kong's got a tie, Diddy's got a shirt and hat, and King K.

Rool has that sweet cape. But despite all that, everyone's nether regions continue to flap in the warm jungle breeze. Maybe everyone in Kong Kountry is just cool with letting it all hang out. This is probably the least memorable of Mystique's clothing-free jamborees, but the nudity is just as strong.

The Party games are like Breakout with genitals, as you use a paddle to bump a naked person against a wall of bodies of the opposite gender. If you're playing Bachelor Party, it's a naked dude tossed against a batch of females. In Bachelorette Party a companion game published by Playaround , a lady is thrown into a pile of dudes. It's no surprise that developers toned down the naked playable characters for quite a while after this pair; the premise of this game a paddle pushing nude characters into each other made absolutely no sense.

In comparison, the other Atari naked parties are downright coherent. Rust might be the only game where it pays to be in the buff, rather than clothed. While you start without clothing and aim to acquire it, there's a faction within Rust known as the Penis Brothers that roam the world in the buff.

If they find you, they'll present two options; strip down to nothing and join the unclothed faction Did we mention that this game is multiplayer-only? Yes, the Penis Brothers are not a construct of Facepunch Studios; each, er, member of this faction is a person who's logged onto Rust and decided to dedicate hours of their time to furthering the cause of the Penis Brothers by running around digitally nude and killing the digitally clothed.

From the asses The way each game plays is You use the most inappropriate secretion possible for each gender to put out the fire while dodging rocks lobbed by the hungry cannibals not a sentence I ever thought I'd write. Once the fire's gone, the captive will escape by grabbing onto your most prominent, dangly part. Apparently all of the rope on the helicopter was used to tie your character to it, so none left to rescue the hostage with.

Unlikeable heroes, wanton, misanthropic violence, and men with receding mullets. It could not get more foul. Unfortunately, IO Interactive refused to believe that universally self-evident fact, and so decided to scale things up quite radically part-way through the second game. How radically? The escalation of unpleasantness follows roughly the same arc that saw World War One start with bolt-action rifles and WW2 end with a nuke.

At one point, the flaccid, middle-aged flesh-lumps that the game calls protagonists are stripped naked and tortured with Stanley knives. Upon their escape, were treated oh lucky us! Their dangling, bloody junk is mercifully pixellated out, but by that point the courtesy is merely akin to sprinkling cinnamon on a turd sandwich. Saint's Row turned into a full-frontal nudity simulator so gradually, most members of the hysterical mainstream media didn't even notice. In the two most recent Saints Row games, you need to partake in a series of 'Diversions' to fully complete the game, and there is a strict birthday suits only dress code.

One of the required actions is 'Streaking', which means running around in public for over seconds wearing nothing but your burning shame. Fortunately, there's a pixelated layer keeping those 10 minutes from being really awkward. Saint's Row 4 goes full monty with required nudity in the main campaign, as you have to strip down to nothing in order to sneak onto an alien ship.

I'm not sure why exactly, but Metal Gear Solid has taught us that nudity and stealth go hand in unclothed hand.

Oh, put your shirt back on, Fisher. No, I'm not talking about Wolverine, although he does spend a lot of time with his shirt off. This lone, sex-driven game published by Universal Gamex puts you in control of the eponymous X-Man.

He's a mysterious, naked man in a perilous search for intercourse, navigating a maze in an attempt to find the correct path to pleasure. Aren't we all? X-Man's assortment of foes scissors, crabs and teeth has me convinced the developers intended him to be buck naked at all times, because those obstacles pose much more of a threat to a man with his junk hanging loose and free.

Since you continue to control X-Man as he takes part in one of three sex mini-games, the point is kinda moot; you're controlling a naked character for the sake of controlling a naked character.



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